Well guyses and girlies, it has been awhile since I've been on DA. Nothing really new's here, except for I've lost a couple pounds (ten or so to go ).

And now, tag time. I'm it.

Lie Meme
Rules: Everything you type must be a lie. LIE!


1. Are you male or female?
I'm transgender like Lady Gaga and Hilary Clinton

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
November 31, 1910. My Social Security ran out last year.

3. Where do you live?
Kalamazoo

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
Oh yeah. My step-cat and amputee T-rex cousins let me sleep at the foot of their bed.

5. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
Politics is so stupid. Just let the people with nothing better to do handle it! But if I had to chooose I'd have to be a liberal. Just cuz there's less of us means we have to voice our opinions to the point where it pisses people off.

26. How would you describe your personality?
I'm mellow, kinda stupid, mature, and relaxed.

6. Where do you work or study at?
Film lot in Africa

7. What kind of clothes you wear?
I wear the same outfit every day. Yellow-pink cargo pants and a plain lime green shirt with white knee socks and boots

8. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
CORN, peas, green beans, tomatoes, pickle juice, and regular coke

9. How many friends do you have?
AW HAIL NAW! No one likes me.

10. Are you religious? If so, what religion?
I really don't care about religion. Screw it all.

11. What is your favorite kind of music?
Slipknot, 3 Days Grace, Korn, Disturbed, Metallica, and anything techno or glam rock

12. Do you have any pets?
An ocelot, a beagle-mexican hybrid, and a flamingo

22. Do you do "IT" often?
Please, i'm a penal magnet.

13. Why did you join DA?
So I could write depressing journals about how I hate everyone and everything and also so I could fell better about myself

14. What kind of do art you like?
Crayon Drawings!

15. What kind of art do you make?
Sidewalk chalk stick figures

16. Are you famous here on DA?
Please. I'm the Tom from Myspace here.

17. Do you comment/answer comments?
Why would I do that? I hate talking to people.

18. Do you fav often?
Yeah, I get everything.

19. Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
Yeah, I bought this 40-year old in Alabama a t-shirt.

20. Do you like quizzes?
NO.

21. Do you use DA often?
Compulsively, I'm always on.

23. Where did question 22 go?
Florida?

24. What kind of gift art you would want to?
One of me in the shower.

25. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
No. I had to stop several times cuz my stomach hurt.

27. Where did question 26 disappear?
Between 4 and 2?